mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

Try not to feel jealous about things, or people or places. It’s toxic. Just keep living. You will find your happiness.
― Unknown (via sadfag)

(Source: cascadingletters)

earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

st0rmer:

when scientists do discover the center of the universe don’t be disappointed that its not you

Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.
― Abbie Nielsen, Dear Future Daughter (via octobermoe)